MY FAVOURITE MUSICALS

'Jab dil ko sataye gum, tu chhedh sakhi sargam'. So went a popular old Hindi song- when you are  troubled by sadness, turn to music.

I had a grim couple of weeks mid-October. First, a dear friend passed away. Then I came to the end of a book highly praised and Booker Prize winner of 2023, "Prophet Song" by Paul Lynch. The story turned was frightening and starkly dark. Shumita gave me another book to read, "Brotherless Night" by V.V.Ganeshananthan. I browsed through it and asked her if it was dark. Her answer, endorsed by a nod from Shiven, "intensely". Thanks a lot! So I tuned in to Apple+ and saw the fifth episode of the serial "Disclaimer", about the darkest drama I've ever seen!

To uplift my mood, I decided to follow the advice in the Hindi song and turn my thoughts to my favourite musicals. Here we go.

Let's start at the very beginning, a very good place to start, with the movie, "The Wizard of Oz". It was released one year after I was born and seen by me in School in the early 1950s when for Jaipur Xavierites, the legendary Father Cosgrove used to screen movies on weekends through his 16 mm. projector. An unforgettable and touching story of a harassed little girl Dorothy who dreams of being transported to the Land of Oz and home of the good-hearted Wizard. Twenty year old Judy Garland was superb in her role as Dorothy and sang "Over The Rainbow" so well that it is regarded as one of the most beautiful songs ever. The movie put us teenagers in a happy mood and I recall my friends and me dancing all the way home singing "We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz."

Rodgers and Hammerstein formed a composer-lyricist partnership in 1943 with "Oklahoma", a trendsetter on Broadway and the first of the duo's many outstanding and award-winning musicals. Its story is about a farm girl, Laurey, caught between two rival suitors, one good, Curly, the other wicked, Jud. Songs that are my favourites include "Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin" sung by Curly on his way to see Laurey- 'I've got a beautiful feelin', everything's goin' my way.' Another great number was "People Will Say We're in Love". The song is sung twice, first with a list of 'don'ts' so that people don't gossip-  'Don't throw bouquets at me.....Don't sigh and gaze at me....Don't take my arm too much....Don't dance all night with me....People will say we're in love.' Towards the end when the too are engaged, they decide to shed their reservations and sing, 'Let people say we're in love'. The third song I recall is "All Er Nuthin'" sung by a supporting couple, Will and Annie, in which Will tells Annie that she will have to give up flirting with other men since 'With me it's all er nuthin'....It cain't be in between, it cain't be now and then, no half and half romance will do.'

Just 2 years later, Rodgers and Hammerstein came up with their second musical, "Carousel", which again was a superhit. Rodgers later wrote that it was his favourite musical. The plot is about a poor barker, Billy, and Julie who fall in love and get married. Billy, after a failed robbery to make money, kills himself. 15 years later, Billy is allowed to return to earth for just one day to seek forgiveness from Julie, attend the graduation ceremony of his daughter Louise, who was born after his death, and gift her a star from Heaven for support.

The musical has one super song after another but I will just mention three. First there is the instrumental "The Carousel Waltz" which, true to its title, goes round and round in my head. Then "If I Loved You", one of the best love songs ever-written which is sung twice, the first by Julie and Billy too shy to confess their love but imagining what life would be if they were in love, and then again when Julie feels Billy's presence during his visit from Heaven. One of the all-time inspiring numbers is "You'll Never Walk Alone", again performed twice, the first when Julie's cousin Nettie sings it to raise Julie's spirits after Billy's suicide, and then at the end when Louise finds the star left by Billy. 

I was indeed lucky to watch its Broadway revival in 2018.

So we come to "Singin' in the Rain", a 1952 movie. It starred Gene Kelly, Donald O'Connor, Debbie Reynolds; Rita Moreno and Cyd Charisse. It is widely regarded as a classic, considered by many to be the greatest Hollywood musical ever. An exceptional feature of the movie was the brilliant dancing of Gene Kelly, Donald O'Connor and Cyd Charisse marked by a stunning extended-fantasy dance number by Kelly and Charisse while O'Connor entertained with some exuberant gymnastics. The title number, sung and danced by a stripe-suited and hatted Gene Kelly swinging from a lamppost in the rain, is a lasting image from the movie.

My next favourite is the movie "South Pacific" (1958) another work of Rodgers and Hammerstein. Most of us must have seen the movie and I was lucky to see its revival on Broadway a few years ago. The story is adapted from a James Michener collection of short stories, "Tales of the South Pacific". Mitzi Gaynor and Rosanno Brazzi play the lead roles, the former of a young US Navy nurse, Nellie, who can't help falling in love with a much older French widower, Emile (Brazzi). A delightful supporting role is that of an elderly Polynesian woman called Bloody Mary (Juanita Hall) who makes us laugh but will not have anyone belittling local people.

The songs are many and cover diverse moods ranging from light and comic to wishful and lovelorn. Sailors sing of the remarkable "Bloody Mary" and express their desire for female company in "There is Nothing Like a Dame", Bloody Mary sings of the irresistible pulls of the island "Bali Hai", children learn French through "Dites-moi", Nellie declares she is a happy-go-lucky girl in "A Cockeyed Optimist", then on meeting Emile first wishes to get rid of him, "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair" but finally acknowledges her love for him with "I'm in Love With a Wonderful Guy", and Emile sings the classic romantic number, "Some Enchanted Evening" with the beautiful lines -

"Some enchanted evening, when you find your true love....across a crowded room,

Then fly to her side, and make her your own, 

For all through your life you may dream all alone,

Once you have found her, never let her go,

Once you have found her, NEVER LET HER GO."

Sad to say, Mitzi Gaynor, the only star who sang her songs herself and was not dubbed, passed away recently at the age of 93.

Another great musical that same year was "Gigi". It was an Alan Jay Lerner-Frederick Loewe effort which won all 9 Oscars it was nominated for including Best Picture and Best Direction. The story set in Paris is about a wealthy philanderer, Gaston (Louis Jourdan), who spends a lot of time in the house of a Madame. Madame Alvarez has under her care a little girl, Gigi (Leslie Caron), who looks upon Gaston as an uncle and Gaston in turn treats her as a child. In time, Gaston is stunned by the sudden realisation that Gigi has grown up into a charming lady and that he has fallen in love with her. After much resistance from all including Gigi but who gradually starts loving Gaston, they get married.

Along with Jourdan and Caron, an exceptional part is played by the famous French actor and singer, Maurice Chevalier, as Madame's old husband, Honore Lachaille. He sings some outstanding songs in his suave but mischievous manner in a heavy French accent including "Thank Heaven For Little Girls"-

"Each time I see a little girl of five or six or seven

I can't resist the joyous urge to smile and say

Thank heaven for little girls, they grow up in the most delightful way.....

Thank heaven for little girls

Thank heaven for them all, no matter where, no matter who,

Without them, what would little boys do?"

Watching Gaston tormented by the ups and downs of his love affair, Honore (Chevalier) sings another interesting number, "I'm Glad I'm Not Young Anymore". Gaston expresses his sudden realisation of Gigi coming of age and his feelings for her in the title song- 

"Oh, Gigi, have I been standing up too close or back too far,

When did your sparkle turn to fire

And your warmth become desire

Oh, what miracle has made you the way you are?"

Gigi, on accepting her love for Gaston, sings the sweet, touching song, "Say a Prayer For Me Tonight."

I saw the movie in my younger days and was once again lucky to catch it on Broadway in 2018. 

Next is "My Fair Lady" (1964). Alan Jay Lerner based the story on George Bernard Shaw's "Pygmalion" about a poor flower-seller, Eliza Doolittle (Audrey Hepburn), who has a heavy Cockney accent. A diehard bachelor and phonetics professor, Henry Higgins (Rex Harrison), takes her under his wing after a bet with a friend, Colonel Hugh Pickering (Wilfrid Hyde-White), that he could teach her to speak proper English and get rid of the Cockney accent. Gradually, Higgins falls in love with Eliza, winning her over rich Freddy Eynsford-Hill (Jeremy Brett), who is besotted with her. A comic and delightful role is that of Eliza's carefree, libertine father, Alfred Doolittle (Stanley Holloway).

The movie has 25 musical numbers and the lyrics by Lerner are a treat, mostly funny and superbly delivered by Rex Harrison, Audrey Hepburn and Stanley Holloway. The theme is set right in the beginning by the number "Why Can't the English" 'learn to speak' which is a dialogue between Higgins and Pickering interspersed with Eliza's speech dropping h's, 'tike' for take, 'Aoooow's and 'Garn's, etc. Higgins says 'By law she should be taken out and hung for the cold-blooded murder of the English tongue.' Eliza's accent is clearly brought out in "Just You Wait" with the opening lines sung as 'Just you Wite, 'Enry 'Iggins, just you wite' while the "The Rain in Spain" becomes 'the rine in spine stise minely in the pline'. This song is then repeated with correct pronunciation towards the end to mark Eliza's victory over her Cockney accent with Higgins celebrating the accomplishment of an impossible task. 

Higgins takes Eliza to a ball to showcase her refined personality and dances with her. Eliza is delighted and sings, "I Could Have Danced All Night." On the romantic side, Freddy sings "On the Street Where You Live" outside Higgins' house where Eliza is staying, and Higgins, realising that he has fallen for her, sings "I've Grown Accustomed To Her Face."

The next year, the movie, "The Sound of Music", again by Rodgers and Hammerstein, was released. The story was based on the real life memoir of Maria von Trapp. Maria (Julie Andrews) is training to be a nun who the Mother Abbess finds too free-spirited and indisciplined- 'How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?' So when a retired naval officer and widower, Captain Georg von Trapp (Christopher Plummer) approaches the Mother for a governess for his seven children, she happily sends Maria for the task. Initially, Maria faces hostility from the children but she gradually wins them over and we hear ''My Favourite Things''. She takes them for a picnic in the mountains and sings, 'The hills are alive with "The Sound of Music"'. She teaches them music with "Do-Re-Mi" and makes them perform a puppet show, "The Lonely Goatherd", for their father which wins her his favour. At a party at Captain von Trapp's villa, the children are guided one by one to bid good night to the guests by singing "So Long, Farewell, Auf Weidersehn, Good Night". And in the end, the Captain sings the touching patriotic song, "Edelweiss" at a function to keep the German officials engaged while the family members make good their escape from the Nazi occupied Austria.

The movie was shot in Salzburg and the town has a dedicated "The Sound of Music" tour where they take you to all the places where the movie was shot. I have been fortunate to take the tour twice, once on my own and again with Akhila. It was a tour the memories of which I shall cherish forever.

It was 12 years later that my next favourite musical appeared. The movie "Saturday Night Fever" rocked all music lovers. I was in Staff College, Wellington, and all of us rushed to Ooty, not once but over and over again, to see the movie. John Travolta's dancing was electrifying and Bee Gees' songs delightful. Everyone wanted to dance like Travolta and thronged to discos. Bee Gees, a group formed by three brothers Barry, Robin and Maurice Gibb, were fascinating with their inimitable style the distinguishing feature of which was Barry's falsetto voice. The standout songs were "Stayin' Alive", "How Deep Is Your Love" and "Night Fever" which climbed to the top of music charts the world over.

Fast forward to 2008 for the movie "Mamma Mia!", based on songs of ABBA. The story is about a young bride-to-be, Sophie (Amanda Siegfried), who invites three former lovers of her mother, Donna (Meryl Streep), one of whom could be Sophie's father. The three men are Sam (Pierce Brosnan), Harry (Colin Firth) and Bill (Stellan Skarsgard). Sophie hopes to find her real father so that he can legitimately give her away at the wedding.

The movie has 20 ABBA's top hits, some of them, 'Mamma Mia', 'I Have a Dream' and 'Dancing Queen' played twice. 'Honey, Honey', 'Chiquitita', 'Voulez-Vous', 'SOS', 'The Winner Takes It All', 'Waterloo' and 'Thank You For the Music', they are all there making it a delectable treat for ABBA fans and I have yet to meet one who is not!

"Mamma Mia!" was made into a Broadway play too and a movie sequel "Mamma Mia Here We Go Again" released in 2018. Of course, I have seen them all!

So that's my list of favourite musicals but I am not done yet. I wish to include a few unforgettable lyrics from songs of musicals outside this list.

"Doin' What Comes Natur'lly" from the 1946 musical "Annie Get Your Gun"-

"Folks are dumb where I come from, they ain't had any learning

Still they're happy as can be, doin' what comes natur'lly.

My uncle out in Texas can't even write his name

He signs his cheques with Xs, but they cash them just the same.

If you saw my pa an' ma, you'd know they had no learning

Still they raised a family, doin' what comes natur'lly".

"A Spoonful of Sugar" from Julie Andrews' "Mary Poppins"-

"A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down,

The medicine go down-wown, the medicine go down,

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down

In a most delightful way."

I'd like to end with perhaps the most popular drinking number ever appropriately titled "Drinking Song" or "Drink Drink Drink" sung rousingly by the great tenor Mario Lanza in a scene in which Prince Karl, heir to a small German kingdom, exhorts his college mates of Heidelberg University to lift their steins and drink beer in the 1954 musical, "The Student Prince" -

"Drink, drink, drink! To eyes that are bright as stars when they're shining on me!

Drink, drink, drink! To lips that are red and sweet as the fruit of the tree.....

May those lips that are red and sweet, tonight with joy my own lips meet.

Drink, drink! Let the toast start. May young hearts never part

Drink, drink, drink! Let every true lover salute his sweetheart

Let's drink!"

Tailpiece. By Western standards, most Hindi movies would qualify as musicals no matter how serious the story. So in a list of 100 best musicals compiled by Rotten Tomatoes, we have "Lagaan " at 17th! A Forbes list of 35 Best Musicals has "Mother India" at 13. And sometime back I read, though I can't remember where, that "Sholay" was also listed as a top musical!

I'll leave you with a few haunting lines of a bittersweet song from the 1972 movie, "Parichay", the story of which was patterned on "The Sound of Music"-

"Musafir hoon yaaron, na ghar hai naa thikana

Mujhe chalte jaana hai, bas chalte jana hai".

 

 

KAILASH KOHLI - A PERFECT NAVAL OFFICER AND A TRUE FRIEND

Kailash Kumar Kohli is no more. The prayer meeting for him was aptly named "Adieu Admiral"  and his photo was projected on the screen with the caption "An Officer and a Gentleman". That he was and more, a Perfect Naval Officer and a True Friend.

Belonging to different courses and squadrons in the NDA, we didn't really know each other till golf brought us together. An early memory I have is of our playing in the Navy Golf Tournament late in the 1960s at the Bombay Presidency Golf Club, Chembur. My ball went into a bunker and I failed to get it out in two attempts. Frustrated, I looked up and saw Kailash watching me with an amused look on his face. That upset me more and I said, "Oh, you are keeping my score, are you? OK, start counting." And then I proceeded to strike my club in the sand about 20 times before Kailash pulled me out of the bunker. Often when we met, he would remind me of the incident and we would have a good laugh.

From those days, drawing on his initials, I always greeted him with the remark, "K Cube, 'vah khoob'"!

Our first posting together was in Cochin in early '70s, he in the Naval Academy (NAVAC) and I in Signal School. In October '71, I was suddenly transferred as Fleet Communications Officer to the still to be formed Eastern Fleet. As I had to catch a train late in the afternoon, Kailash and Cdr Ravi Sawhney, OiC NAVAC, invited me for pre-lunch drinks, and according to Kailash, got me thoroughly sozzled on beer and stuffed me in my compartment.

Next, in 1977, I was given command of Katchall and Kailash was the Fleet Operations Officer. Rear Admiral 'Mickey' Roy was the Fleet Commander and as he often flew his flag on my ship, Kailash and I got to spend a lot of time together. My outstanding memory of those days is of an unplanned sailing. Late into one night after Katchall's commissioning anniversary party, Kailash and I were enjoying a drink in my cabin when he received a call from Admiral Roy that there was an urgent requirement for a ship to sail to rescue a tug the engine of which had failed. Due to incorrect berthing, the duty ship could not be sailed and Kailash asked me if I would undertake the task. I said yes and we hurriedly gathered a skeleton crew and sailed in the early hours of the morning with Kailash also on board. Fortunately, we found the tug without much ado and towed it safely back to harbour.

Sometime back, I wrote about this incident and others in a piece, "Commanding Katchall" on my blog and asked Kailash if he had read it. His answer as I just traced on my What'sApp, "I have read it not once but three times over, so that I could relish each one of the moments over and over again! Wonderful reading, wonderful memories."

In March '78, Kailash and I were transferred to Wellington as Directing Staff in the Defence Services Staff College. That is when the wives and children got to know each other and spent most free evenings together. Kailash and I played a lot of golf  and were an unbeatable pair in tournaments. The Commandant, Major General Mohinder Singh, a keen golfer himself, was fond of both of us and appointed Kailash as Editor of the DSSC magazine, "The Owl", and me, Golf Captain of Wellington Gymkhana Club, two appointments that were generally the property of the Army.

Working as Directing Staff together, I got a chance to observe Kailash closely and realised that he was a thorough professional. He would not take anything for granted and would examine everything minutely aiming for perfection.

In March 1980, I was transferred to Delhi. Admiral Pereira was the Chief of the Naval Staff and as I knew him well having been his FCO when he was the Eastern Fleet Commander, I sought time convenient to call on him. Immediately, I got an invite for Akhila and me to have a drink with him and Mrs. Pereira that very evening. When we met, the Admiral said he was looking for a new Naval Assistant (NA) as the present one, Premvir Das, was proceeding to USA to the Naval War College (NWC). The Personnel Branch had forwarded Kailash's name and the Admiral asked me if I knew him. I told the Admiral that I knew him very well and that he would make an excellent NA. As we all know, Kailash did take over as NA and did a fine job.

In the next 2-3 years, Kailash did me two good turns. While I was Director Naval Signals, my staff and I felt that the senior officers in the three commands of the Navy should have a clear understanding of what we were doing to improve communications and electronic warfare in the Navy. So we drafted a Top Secret document with instructions that it should be circulated between the Command Headquarters only by hand of an officer and then returned to us. While the letter was in circulation, I was transferred to Bombay and having briefed my successor in Delhi, forgot all about it. More than a year later, I was summoned to Delhi to face a Board of Inquiry (BOI) looking into the loss of the document. Apparently, the Joint Director under me had connived to apportion the entire blame of the loss on me and the Deputy Chief of the Naval Staff (DCNS), no friend of mine, appointed a BOI headed by Kailash who had just returned from the USA after the NWC Course. Despite pressure from the DCNS, Kailash absolved me completely of any blame. But the DCNS was not done and sent me a letter of severe displeasure, for what, he didn't say!

Then Kailash came to Bombay to command the new ship Ganga. I was still commanding Trishul and had been told that my next appointment was as Defence Adviser, Singapore. One afternoonsee , Kailash came to me and said that while he was waiting in the Staff Officer's office to see the C-in-C (the erstwhile DCNS), he overheard a conversation between the latter and the CNS that I was too senior for the post and someone else should go to Singapore. Thanking Kailash for this vital information, I got in touch with a well-wisher in NHQ and my appointment letter was out soon after.

Out of context here, but I must mention that three years later, under almost the same dispensation, I was relieved by an officer of the same seniority as mine!

Back from Singapore, I left the Navy while Kailash was competently going up the ladder. He became a Vice Admiral and lost out on the top job only because he was way down in the seniority roster. 

Meanwhile, we were out of touch for a while before both settled down in Delhi post retirement. Belonging to different clubs, we played golf together now and then and met at home often for a drink or meal. Kailash was born on 31 December, new year's eve, and we attended many birthday parties at his place in Golf Links. On one of them. he took the mike and sang Frank Sinatra songs, notably "My Way", beautifully. I knew Kailash was fond of Indian classical music as we had attended many concerts together, but this was the first time I learnt that he was fond of English music as well. Following up, I realised that his knowledge was extensive and he often provided relevant inputs for my blogs on music. 

Fittingly, "My Way" was played at the end of "Adieu Admiral."

Sometime back, Kailash developed an interest in Western classical music and often rang me up to suggest what he should listen to. So I took him from light classicals like Capriccios to heavy symphonies like Dvorak's "New World" or concertos like Rachmaninov's Second Piano.

On one of my pieces on my blog, I wrote about "Moon River" from "Breakfast At Tiffany's". Immediately after reading it, Kailash rang up to say he was very fond of the song and when his daughters Rachna and Arati had come of age, he presented them air tickets to the US with the line from the song, "Two drifters, off to see the world, there's such a lot of world to see." In July this year, I mentioned the song again in my piece "My Walk On Songs Through Central Park, New York" and got a sweet message from Kailash thanking me for 'evoking lovely memories'.

In the summer of 2022, we visited Miami after Ruchir acquired an apartment there. I spoke to Kailash and we were delighted to learn that they were going to be in Miami too visiting Arati, son-in-law Ravi (we share the same name!) Batta and their daughters. We got together twice, once for lunch at Ruchir's place and then Arati and Ravi called us to their lovely, luxurious home and took all of us out for lunch at their golf club. This year, while firming up our plans to go to Miami, I tried to persuade Kailash and Kumud to come too but they said no as Kailash was having balancing problems and didn't want to take a chance of a fall. We missed them in Miami.

When Akhila and I returned from the US in August, Kailash had fallen ill and was in and out of hospital. On 13 October, Kumud rang up to say he was home. I sent him a message that we would like to come over and see him. He personally replied saying he was weak and we should wait. I wrote back to say he should pick up strength and tell us when to come.

The very next morning, we were stunned by a call from Manju Nehra that he was no more.

And so, sadly and reluctantly, "Adieu Admiral". Rest in peace, my dear friend.

 

  

GROSS NAVIGATIONAL ERROR - ETERNAL RECOGNITION

Navigation is a vital constituent in the successful profile of a proficient sailor. A bad navigator at sea will be exactly that- 'at sea', meaning lost and confounded!

Navigation has come a long way; from just winds, sun, moon and stars to devices like sextants and cross-staffs to take measurements, and almanacs and trigonometric tables to compute the readings to work out one's position. Then came lighthouses, buoys and charts to guide mariners to reach their destination safely. The biggest boost to navigation came in the 20th century with great technical advances from gyro compass to radar and radio aids like Loran and Decca to satellite navigation.

A serious navigational error can lead to grounding of a ship or a collision resulting in loss of life and property and the guilty person is duly punished.  An error discovered in time before causing harm often becomes a subject of leg pulling and humour in the wardroom. In my days in the Navy, a common error was heading for Bimlipatam (now Bheemunipatnam) instead of Vizag (Vishakhapatnam) as their landscapes looked alike from a distance while approaching harbour. Even specialist navigators were known to have fallen victims to the misidentification including one who as Fleet Navigating Officer almost took the Indian Fleet to the wrong harbour. That did not come in the way of his rising to become the naval chief in due course of time!

One of the funniest stories is the rib-tickling incident of the landing craft Magar crossing the Arabian Sea at the height of the monsoon on its maiden voyage from London to Bombay (Mumbai). With no navigational aid but for an erratic compass, the Captain felt lost in stormy weather and poor visibility. A merchant ship was sighted and messages exchanged which revealed that both ships were headed to Bombay but were on opposite courses. Thinking the other ship was right, both ships started following each other's wake going around in circles for a while till a fishing boat came by and helped point the ships in the correct direction to Bombay!

It is quite understandable that serious faults are punished while small, harmless incidents are laughed at. But can you imagine someone becoming a historical legend and earning eternal recognition and praise for committing a gross navigational error! 

The idea that the earth is round was proposed by Pythagoras in ancient times before 500 B.C. Although many seafarers believed that to be true, navigational challenges prevented them from taking any voyages to prove it. Europeans carried out gold and spice trade with India, China and Japan mostly by land and short sailings using the Silk Route. The onset of the Ottoman Empire closed the Route for the Europeans who then had to find other ways to resume trade.

That is when an Italian explorer and navigator, Christopher Columbus, began touting the idea of sailing west to reach the East Coast of Asia. The idea met with stiff resistance and was rejected by Spanish experts but he kept persuading the Spanish royalty and finally got them to accept it and sponsor a voyage. And so in August 1492, he sailed west in search of Asia and on 12 October, made a landfall at an island locally called Guanahani in the Bahamas. He also visited other islands now known as Cuba and Hispaniola. He returned to Spain by early 1493 and claimed he had reached East Indies in the Far East.

In the next nine years, he made three further voyages to the west landing in Lesser Antilles, Trinidad, north coast of South America and east coast of Central America. On his third voyage he made a landfall in what is now Venezuela and realised that the place was too big to be an island and was perhaps a continent. But he still held firm that it was the Far East and named the indigenous people 'Indios' (Indians). 

Spanish experts doubted that Columbus had succeeded in his mission and there were reports of harsh treatment and enslaving of the local people by him. In 1499, he was removed from the post of Governor of the Indies which Queen Isabella I had appointed him after his discovery in 1492. He spent his last few years in disgrace and under various litigations before his death in 1506.

Meanwhile, another Italian, Amerigo Vespucci, undertook an exploratory voyage west and after making a landfall, claimed that Brazil was part of a fourth continent which he called the "New World". He undertook a second voyage and based on his discoveries and findings, cartographers made maps showing the "New World" as America derived from Vespucci's first name, Amerigo. Also Vasco Da Gama reached India via Cape of Good Hope thus putting to rest claims of Columbus.

So where did Columbus go wrong? He made a number of errors but the biggest one was grossly underestimating the circumference of the Earth due to which he thought he would have to travel 9000 miles at the maximum. Some say that he deliberately misled the Spanish royalty regarding the distance in order to get the sponsorship but most give him benefit of doubt and reckon that the error occurred because of confusion between the larger Arab mile and the shorter Italian one. Additionally, he did not know that sailing west, there would be another continent between Europe and Asia. 

After years of ignominy due to reputation of bad governance, achievements of Columbus started gaining traction particularly after the American War of Independence. He was lauded for establishing mutually beneficial contact between the American and the European continents. His 1492 voyage is regarded as one of the three shaping events of modern age and he is referred to as the "founding figure of New World relations." Some credit him for discovery of America even though Vikings had been visiting the continent 5 centuries earlier. He has a country, Colombia, named after him and two prominent districts, District of Columbia in US and British Columbia in Canada. Countless roads have been named after him and commemorative stamps released all over the world apart from statues and monuments including New York's Columbus Circle where a 76 foot column with a 14 foot marble statue of the legend looks down upon me whenever I get out of Ruchir's apartment next door!

And today, 12 October, is celebrated as Columbus Day in US and is a holiday in some countries marking the anniversary of his first landing in the Americas.

No mean recognition for skewed navigation!

  

DUSTIN HOFFMAN, SIMON AND GARFUNKEL, AND "THE GRADUATE".

It was a routine evening and my thoughts were firmly in the present. The big mundane question in my mind was if I should I go for a walk in the park or stroll in the driveway? Then the cellphone went 'Ping' and I saw a message from Ruchir with a photograph. He had just been to a party celebrating the 73rd birthday of Sting and sent me a photo.

I recalled our time in Singapore in 1986 when Sting, then the lead singer of a group called 'The Police' had come out with a hit song, "Every Breath You Take", which one could hear all over from TV to shopping malls to restaurants. What a beautiful romantic number it was which captivated all of us. Sting went on to produce many more hits like "Roxanne" and collaborated with other famous singers like The Dire Straits for another favourite of mine, "Money For Nothing", and won all possible music awards and recognition like inclusion in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Then in the photograph, my eye fell on a short, unassuming guy, and I recognised Dustin Hoffman. That made me leave the present and fly back to 1968: I had just seen the movie, "The Graduate", loved it immensely and knew that it would be permanently etched in my mind. I was not going to be the only one; the movie was an instant hit and nominated for seven Academy Awards including Best Movie and Best Actor for rookie Hoffman. Today, after adjusting for inflation, it ranks as the 22nd highest-grossing film in the US and Canada and as the 17th greatest American film of all time.

Hoffman, an unknown actor at that time, plays the part of young Benjamin Braddock who has just earned his bachelor's degree and is at a loose end with no aim in life. He is persuaded by the much older Mrs. Robinson, wife of his father's law partner, to accompany her to her bedroom and there is a famous line where says, "You are trying to seduce me, aren't you?" He falls in her trap and they carry on a clandestine affair while Benjamin's father and Mr. Robinson egg him on to date Elaine, daughter of the Robinsons. Mrs. Robinson, though, strictly warns Benjamin to stay away from Elaine. The story has its twists and turns and the film ends with a hilarious final scene in a church where Elaine is getting married to a boy named Carl. Benjamin arrives in the nick of time and attempts to drag Elaine away while Mr. Robinson tries to stop Benjamin. Mrs. Robinson frantically gestures to Elaine to continue with the marriage ceremony while us movie watchers root for Ben and Elaine to make good their escape.

Dustin Hoffman is outstanding and unforgettable as the lost, bewildered and awkward young man not knowing how to get out of the clutches of the married woman. Anne Bancroft as Mrs. Robinson is forceful in the role of an older woman who knows what she wants and would go to any extent to get it. Katharine Ross (Elaine) is shy and attractive and has the audience wanting her to get the better of her wicked mother. Their performance was highly rated though they missed out on the Oscars with Mike Nichols, being the sole winner from the movie with Best Director award.

Dustin Hoffman, however, went on to great fame winning two Oscars for Best Actor in "Kramer vs Kramer" and "Rain Man" and four more nominations including "Midnight Cowboy" and "Tootsie". And in the photo Ruchir sent, he looks just like he did in "The Graduate" except for his gray hair!

Now for a distinguishing feature of "The Graduate" which put it on a special pedestal- its music provided by the folk singers Simon and Garfunkel. The unique factor about the music was that though the movie was not a musical and the three most popular songs already existed with lyrics not specific to the movie, yet they were knitted extremely well with the emotions in the story making it much more powerful.

The first of the songs was "The Sound of Silence". As Garfunkel explained, "This is a song about the inability of people to communicate with each other....especially emotionally." A line from the song explains a lot, 'Hello darkness, my old friend/I've come to talk to you again'. So true for poor Benjamin caught in a trap!

Then there was "Mrs. Robinson". Originally, Simon and Garfunkel had written an insinuating song, "Mrs. Roosevelt", about the former American First Lady. Director Mike Nichols prevailed upon Simon and Garfunkel to change it to "Mrs. Robinson" and used it to great effect particularly in the last 15 minutes of the movie including bringing it to a slow halt when Benjamin’s car runs out of gas. Not only was the song a hit, "Mrs. Robinson" became synonymous with any older woman pursuing someone younger than her. 

Finally, "Scarborough Fair", a beautiful old British folk song dating back to at least 1670, which tells the story of unrequited love and a quarrel between lovers. The boy asks the messenger to convey a set of impossible tasks to the girl which she should complete before coming back to him. The song brilliantly brings out the sad longing and yearning emotional thread that runs through the movie. Its haunting refrain-

"Are you going to Scarborough Fair

Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme

Remember me to one who lives there

She once was a true love of mine."

 

A SUMMER SOJOURN by BILL SHAKESPEARE SUB JR.

It all began in Switzerland

With Zurich and its hinterland

The hilltop park of Lindenhof

And Altstedt, the ancient land.

Sparkling white swans in Limmat River

Spectacular Rhine Falls bring on a quiver

Cable car ride up Klein Titlis summit

Reflections in the glacier cave mirror.

Legendary castle in Vaduz, Liechtenstein

Fairyland village of Stein am Rhein

Gorging on Lindt and Laderach  

Wish I could somehow make them mine!

Flight to Miami, Ruchir’s pad on the beach

White sands, sea waves, all within reach

Watching sunsets, full moon, double rainbows and all

Dining by the seaside enjoying desserts with peach.

Visiting Wynwood, a worthy repeat

But a first to Trump’s Mar-a-Lago retreat

The town of Wellington known for its horses

And houses with hangars, that's hard to beat.

Central Park and the music walk,

Love Story, Moon River, songs that rock

Alice in Wonderland, Ugly Duckling,

Did I really hear Andersen talk?

Sunday morning with a gorgeous brunch

Hudson River with swans in a bunch

Sailing in a yacht across New York harbour

Topping it off with wine and lunch.

Carnegie Hall concert a dream come true

Visiting Long Island, something new

Dinner at Bungalow, best Indian restaurant

Too soon it was time to bid US adieu.

 

A VETERANS LUNCH - NONAGENARIANS, ME AND YOUNGER ONES

The Delhi Navy Foundation hosted a lunch a few days ago welcoming the Chief of the Naval Staff, Admiral Dinesh K Tripathi, Mrs Tripathi and a few other senior officers recently appointed to the Naval Headquarters. Apart from the welcome, the key feature was honouring nonagenarian veterans, 14 invited, 11 attended.

Navy Foundation get-togethers are fun as they transport one back in time evoking sweet memories of one's younger days. You meet shipmates young and old you haven't met for ages and recall incidents you shared together. I don't remember when I last met Brahma Swarup but we had no difficulty harking back to the time he was Cadet BS Wal and I was his Divisional Officer in 'Juliet' Squadron way back in 1964-65. 

Ashok Dewan and I recalled that special midnight watch on 20/21 July 1969 on board Trishul when we were at sea off Madras. I was the Officer of the Watch and he was my assistant working for his watchkeeping ticket. I had got the Voice of America radio commentary of Apollo 11 Space Voyage put on the Bridge intercom and we were thrilled when Neil Armstrong stepped on the Moon and spoke those memorable words, "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

CP Sharma was my Communications Officer when I was commanding Katchall in 1977-78, Mohan, my Electrical Officer and Acharya, Secretary to Flag Officer Commanding Western Fleet (FOCWF), when I was CO Trishul. We all had plenty to talk about the good, old days working up to present times.

With Sushil Ramsay, the very efficient President of Delhi Navy Foundation, my association goes beyond him. Our mothers were educators together in Beawar, Rajasthan, and his mother came over to visit Mummy when I was there during my summer vacation in 1957.from NDA. Sushil was just 10 and he did not come. May I bask in the assumption, perhaps false, that his mother liked the cadet she met so much that she became favourably inclined to the idea of her son joining the Navy!

In more recent past, Sushil's charming wife, Shirley, and I interacted frequently when she was Editor Quarterdeck.

A lady I was pleasantly surprised to meet was Nisha, wife of late Loveji Mehta. She was visiting her daughter in Gurgaon and was invited to the lunch. That again took me back to my DO days of '64-'65 in the NDA when Loveji, very fond of Western Classical music, used to invite bachelors Subodh Gupta and me to his house and we used to listen to discs sitting on his lawn while Nisha rustled up a Dhanshak lunch. 

On to the nonagenarians. First one miss; Cmde JS Virk and I were shipmates on Trishul in 1969 when he was the Supply Officer and I, Signals Communication Officer. We got along splendidly. After retirement, when I was settling in Delhi and looking for a house, Cmde Virk took me to his flat in 'D' Block Vasant Kunj and was very keen I buy one there. I almost did but finally went for Greenview Apartments, Sector 15A, NOIDA. It was a pity he couldn't come to the lunch as I would have loved to see him.

Being of a vintage close to the nonagenarians, I knew most of them either directly or through my two uncles in the Navy. Cmde KM Kumar and Vinnie Mama (Cmde VK Sharma) did Long 'G' together in Whale Island, Portsmouth, UK, and Vinnie Mama used to tell a story about him. On reaching UK, some of them went shopping for toiletries. Then Lt Kumar was very keen to buy a 'jeebhi' but didn't know how to say it in English. He tried to explain his requirement through physical action which drove the British salesman mad. Finally, Rajapan Bhalla, the seniormost officer, told Kumar to let go and just use the toothbrush for scraping his tongue. 

Shashi Mama (Cdr PK Sharma) and Vice Admiral Heathwood Johnson became good friends when they served together in Cochin, aided by the fact that they shared a UP background. Later, in 1987, Admiral Johnson, then (FOCWF) flying his flag on Udaygiri commanded by Captain Tony Sahney, who was also present at the lunch, visited Manila which was my turf as the Defence Advisor in Singapore accredited to Philippines. Sushil Ramsay was there too as the Admiral's Secretary. The Admiral expressed was very keen to see a popular faith healer on the outskirts of Manila. So off we went to this person's house and passed a long queue of people waiting to be treated by him. In the house we saw scenes the likes of which I had never seen nor, I suppose, will ever see again. A patient apparently with a stomach ailment was called in and told to lie down on a makeshift operating table. The healer proceeded to do something with his bare hands and we saw the patient's guts open up with blood oozing out from his innards. Something was then plucked out from the stomach and thrown after which the tummy was sealed up again with bare hands and the patient told to get up and go. The healer then moved to a patient on a chair and did something similar with his eye. We were witness to the eye being plucked out, treated, put back in place and the patient dismissed. Believe me, all this was done with bare hands and no instruments right in front of us without a squeak from the patients. The faith healer then came and chatted with us for a while before returning to the long line of patients.  

On my return from Singapore in 1988, I was appointed as Officer on Special Duty to the Flag Officer Commanding-in-Chief Western Naval Command, Vice Admiral Tony Jain. I put in my papers seeking premature retirement and he tried to dissuade me but my mind was made up. He invited me to a farewell dinner and that was that. It was only after 2004 when Ruchir went to New York that I really got to know Admiral Jain. We got in touch as he used to come to US to visit his younger daughter who is married to Ajit Jain, the right-hand man of Warren Buffet, the billionaire head of Berkshire Hathaway, a top multinational conglomerate holding company. In 2015, Akhila and I were in New York and were invited by Admiral Jain for 4th of July US Independence Day celebrations at Ajit's beach house on the outskirts of New York. It was a lavish dinner which included many prominent people and the party ended with a display of brilliant fireworks. 4 July is also Akhila's birthday and Tony Jain frequently teases me by saying that he had outdone me by holding such a huge function for my wife's birthday!

Cdr KK Gulati and I were together in Cochin in 1970-71 when he was Secretary to Flag Officer Commanding Southern Naval Area, Rear Admiral Vasu Kamath, and I was Chief Instructor, Signal School. I will forever be indebted to him for his intervention when the Officer-in-Charge Signal School penned a grossly unfair confidential report against me. Cdr Gulati was instrumental in warning me of the OiC's action and getting the Admiral to overwrite the report.

Rear Admiral Ramendra Sharma and I have been the best of friends since 1960 and thereby hangs a tale. Ramen was a young Lieutenant in B&D School, Cochin, when I was living in the South Wardroom during my Sub Lt's courses. One afternoon, a sailor came and told me that Lt Sharma wanted to see me. I wondered why as I did not know him at all. On meeting him, he handed me a telegram from my grandfather that he and grandma were visiting Cochin shortly. Ramen was initially foxed but then correctly guessed that the postman had handed the telegram to the wrong R Sharma and sought me out. And that started a lifelong friendship buttressed by the fact that we have more things in common than just our initials.

AN ITALIAN WINS US OPEN SINGLES TENNIS TITLE AND I AM DELIGHTED

Jannik Sinner, an Italian with an unusual name particularly for someone from a country home to the Pope, has won the US Open Single's title. 

Surprised? One could be as Italians have not known to be world champions at Tennis but are passionate about Football. In 1976, on my first visit to Rome, Italy, my hosts asked me what I would like to do over the weekend. I had read in the papers that an Italian league match was scheduled between Roma and Lazio, so seizing on the opportunity, I said I would love to go and watch that game. My hosts were reluctant as apparently violence often broke out between the two fierce rivals, Roma who considered themselves urban and sophisticated, and Lazio, the regional team sneered at by Romans as lowly rustics. However, sensing my keenness, they took me to the game. 

The packed stadium was divided into two distinct sections of Roma and Lazio supporters. Our seats were chosen in a small neutral corner strategically placed for a quick exit. Throughout the match the crowd was boisterous, the two supporting groups trying to out cheer the other. Fortunately, the match ended peacefully in a goalless draw and my hosts heaved a huge sigh of relief as we made our way cautiously out of the stadium.

More than surprised, I was delighted with an Italian win. I have been fond of Italy right from my childhood days. From the time I started listening to Western music, I was enchanted by the Neapolitan songs sung by the likes of Enrico Caruso, Luciano Pavarotti and presently, blind Andrea Bocelli. "Santa Lucia", "O Sole Mio" and "Torna E Surriento" are timeless classics in an exclusive niche of their own. In more modern times, Jimmy Fontana's "Il Mondo", Emilio Pericoli's "Al Di La" and Umberto Tozzi's "Gloria"  have been unmatched in their appeal to touch one's heart.

And Italian women! The first to catch my attention was the vivacious Anna Magnani referred to as "La Lupa" ot "perennial toast of Rome" who was the first Italian to win the Best Actress Oscar award in 1955. Then came Silvana Magnano dancing her way into our hearts with "Anna", the catchy theme song of "Bitter Rice". Bewitching Sophia Loren was perhaps the most famous of all and won Oscars and Golden Globes but on the lighter side, who can forget her delightful duo with Peter Sellers "Goodness Gracious Me" with the 'boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom' line.

I round off the list of women with the ravishing Gina Lollobrigida specially remembering her role with Rock Hudson in "Come September". On the men's side, Marcello Mastroianni is my exclusive favourite not the least because many friends, maybe just to lift my spirits, have said I resembled him!

But it's true that during my trips to Italy, many locals said I could pass as one of them. Brainwashed with all that, I have lured myself into believing I was an Italian in my previous life and always root for Italy in crucial matches. My joy knew no bounds when they won the 1982 World Cup led by the magical Paolo Rossi shortly after my visit to Genoa and Rome that summer.

No wonder then that I was delighted with an Italian victory. Italy did have some outstanding players early on though few and far between. Nicola Pietrangeli won the French title in 1959 and '60 and was world number 3 in those days. Then in 1976, Adriano Panatta won the French Open becoming the first Italian to win a grand slam title in the Open era. The highest rank he reached was No. 4 in '76. 

Italy had to wait 48 years for another grand slam winner when Sinner won the Australian Open. Shortly after, he became the first Italian to reach No. 1 world ranking though he was just 22. And now he is the US Open champion.

At the post match on-court interview after winning the US Open, he was asked, "You came into this tournament saying I am not sure I have very high expectations. For someone with low expectations....how did you get this done over two weeks?" His reply in the usual Italian lisping way, "I did pretty well I guess!"